Remember Bluetooth headsets? *pauses while everyone remembers… …taps foot impatiently while everyone falls about with laughter* They were literally The Most Excruciatingly Cunty bit of techno-accessorising EVER, right? Erm…well, not quite. While the unrelenting pace of fashion and technology habitually and periodically sees some of us fall to the wayside of not giving a fuck,… Read More Fashion is subjective, being a pillock is universal
Today I dyed my hair. No biggie. Lots of people do it. Over the years I’ve been pink, purple, jet jet black, auburn, blue-streaked and brown. I’ve always hankered after platinum blonde, but fear and the fact that I’d most likely look vile always stopped me. In hindsight, I wish I’d taken the chance to… Read More Being Nana: I’m not quite ready yet…but I can barely wait.