I was sitting by myself with my collar up, a tear in my eye and an ache in my heart. And my Converse on.

My long time Idol and D2 Boyfriend Sir Nicholas of Rhodes said in an interview many moons ago that jealousy is a negative emotion that eats you up inside. I’m obviously paraphrasing because: I was about 9 and knew nothing of the concept of true jealousy beyond the fact that my friend’s dad worked on… Read More I was sitting by myself with my collar up, a tear in my eye and an ache in my heart. And my Converse on.

Pistol fingers and prosecco in the pissing rain…

Being, as I am, both lazy AND opportunistic, I am not the sort of person who sits patiently at a keyboard F5-ing furiously to bag tickets for ‘things’, preferring to live hopefully and vicariously through the luck of others, deftly side-lining obstacles and taking the hit on missing out entirely. In another life I would… Read More Pistol fingers and prosecco in the pissing rain…